I chose Coq au vin for the main course, to be served with noodles and
vegetables. I went shopping for groceries: four huge chickens, four bottles of
wine for the Coq au vin and more to drink, brandy, mushrooms, onions and more.
The day before, I cut up the chickens and began cooking. By late
afternoon, the dish was almost ready and just had to be finished.
The day
of the dinner party arrived and so did our friend. With family, friends and his
guests, we planned on 16 for dinner. I was busy in the kitchen and Gregory
decided it was time to give his friends directions to our house. He called the
phone number he had been given. No response. He kept trying. Still no response.
Eventually he spoke to one person who said he would contact the others and
return the call. We waited. Nothing. Meanwhile, my pot with what seemed to be an
immense amount of chicken, simmered on the stove. The noodles and vegetables
were prepared to be cooked just before dinner, the first course was waiting, the
dessert was in the fridge and some of us had started on the first bottle of
wine.

Finally, at 5:00 p.m., I decided to act. I was calm. Knowing
Gregory had a connection to some other realm, I said that I didn't care how
many people were coming. But it was time to finish setting the table. Would he
please find out just how many we would be? He left the kitchen and went to a quiet room to "listen." A few minutes later, he returned. "We will be nine," he said with certainty, "including children." I immediately prepared the table and we began calling friends. Would they like to come to dinner?
Gregory's friends never appeared. We
invited a couple who, it turned out, had become vegetarian, but consented to "just taste the sauce." Another friend did not drink wine, nor did the two children,
of course. We were nine, as Gregory predicted. Those of us who were able to enjoy the whole meal were
well fed and happy. By then, the whole event was already on its way to the
family annals.
The remainder of the Coq au vin went into the freezer.
Gregory went home, but I was able to thank him for dinner several times over the
next few weeks.

Addendum:
Next time I make Coq au vin, I shall try
the recipe on
Wikipedia,
Perfect Coq au vin by Nigel Slater. Also, both
Elizabeth David and
Larousse Gastronomique say one can reduce the
quantity of wine.